10. Keep It To Yourself
One has to wonder how people actually find each other in New York. It’s got to be especially difficult since the mere act of flirting can be greeted with a fine of $25 (don’t people break this law every day?). So, either keep it to yourself, or learn to keep it really subtle.
11. The Girly Man Law
In one of the five burroughs (we’re looking at you, Staten Island), somebody must have had a tough Pop, because it’s now totally illegal for a father to use … let’s call them rude slang terms for homosexuals … in order to man his kid up. The weirdest part of this rule is that it actually needs to have been written down.
12. No Burgers Allowed
In Ocean City, New York, they must love the heck out of their piping hot hamburgers, because raw hamburger can’t be sold. We’re not sure how this works, as like, 90 percent of easy, modern cooking revolves around ground beef.
