4. Illegal and Impossible
The people in New York must be abnormally bouyant. One town’s rules state that it’s illegal to eat when you’re swimming in the ocean. Not only would it be difficult to swim and chew at the same time, it’s tough to imagine something that would taste awesome with tepid sea water all over it.
5. Ice Cream Cones
New York has made it a crime to walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in your pocket. Of course, it’s probably a good idea to never put an ice cream cone in your pocket, but the real question here is: why is this only outlawed on Sunday?
6. Suitable Attire
In one small town in New York, there are very distinct rules about the bathing attire. It’s illegal to bathe in the city limits without being clad in a “suitable bathing suit.” Unfortunately, there are no specific rules determining what “suitable” means, so this must be a difficult one to enforce.
