4. The population is “extremely outgoing” at Louisiana State Penitentiary.
If the Louisiana State Penitentiary isn’t careful, they’ll elevate their accommodations to the point that no one will want to leave. According to former residents of the prison colloquially know as Angola, the population is “extremely outgoing” and it’s the perfect spot for people who are fond of “bald white men with tattoos… the tattoos were very… angular if that makes sense.”

5. The “honey buns” are delicious at Los Angeles County Jail
Unfortunately, the LA County Jail doesn’t fare as well as some of its counterparts. Several reviews claim that the service is absolutely third-rate. Another customer pointed out that the bathrooms only supplied single-ply toilet paper to patrons, while another former resident claimed that the ambiance was somewhat lacking. Apparently the “honey buns” are delicious, though …

6. Attica Correctional Facility – the turndown service is renowned!
Attica, New York’s world famous prison likes to keep itself a secret. While few of the plentiful 5-star reviews actually have any words, the turndown service is renowned and one visitor, Jan Godfrey, proclaimed, “Excellent dining! Love the vending machines in visitation!”
