9. Phoenix, AZ
Too Worried About Immigrants to Care About Jesus
Okay, let’s just move past this one before I make some off color joke about Arizona citizens being too worried about combating the encroaching immigrant threat to actually praise Jesus’ name and, you know, love one another. Oh darn … too late. The study showed 16 percent of Phoneticians are Bible believers.

8. Hartford/New Haven, CT
Too Busy Counting Their Fat Stacks to Read Scriptures
Here’s an entry that’s of little surprise. The capital of all that is WASP-ish-ness in the United States can’t possibly have their enterprising capitalist ways contradicted by some dusty tome. The people in Connecticut can’t read and practice the scriptures; they’re too busy counting their fat stacks and quietly resenting one another. Only 16 percent were found to be Bible-minded.

7. San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose, CA
God Doesn’t Cheer for the Raiders
I know what you’re thinking. You look at the above cities and you think, “Oh, San Francisco. Oakland. San Jose (for whatever reason). I know why those cities are on this list of least Bible-minded cities (at 15 percent). It’s obvious. This is because the Raiders play there, isn’t it?
