Some people should just stay home. Not everyone is cut out to be a traveler, or has what it takes to chillax on vacation. After all, things might actually be a little different than what you’re used to in your own back yard. Venture “elsewhere” and you might just have to put up with some unfamiliarity, dashed expectations and petty irritations. At least if things don’t go your way, you can always complain about it – and then we can laugh at you. Compiled from assorted travel agents, tour companies, hotels and tourist associations, here are a collection of absurd yet real tourist complaints and disgruntled gripes that will make you face palm.