13. Beware of Spinning Objects
Okay, sure, I know your first instinct here is to laugh and keep on driving down the road. We’re here in beautiful New Mexico and, of course, there are cows, and cows get abducted by … wait a second. What else is in New Mexico? It’s a warning! The truth is out there.
14. In Case of Mountain Lion
This sign is just filled with all kinds of bad advice. It starts out strong, by suggesting that people back away from the large predator. Then, it demands the impossible, by suggesting I try to be something I’m not (large). That’s just mean! Also, the suggestion that I fight the huge cat is also unacceptable. Perhaps the only bit of good advice here is the suggestion that you use available children as a shield.
15. Watch Your Heels
At first, it’s tempting to look at this and think it’s the world’s most conscientious sign. How thoughtful of the government to finally take into account the fashionable lady who’s out on the town. Of course, if you’re walking down a cobblestone street in high heels and you’re not being careful, maybe you’re asking for an accident.
