4. Emergency
This one is just mean. Imagine your car breaking down along this forgotten back road. You begin walking through the baking sun only to come across this total dick move. Emergency phone to be found in way too far away. You’re done for. Sorry!
5. Wet Road
There might be a good reason for this legislative misfire, but I can’t find it. Can you imagine water hitting a road during a rainstorm? Why, it’s simply unthinkable! I’m not sure who runs this little travesty of a government, but someone needs to look into it.
6. The Narrow Road
You know, this is what happens when you allow liberalism to run amok. Imagine trying to squeeze our poor cars into the thin aisle while those jerk face cyclists are allowed to truly own the road. We should do things like they do in the South, where the only place bicycles are allowed is in Walmart toy aisles.
