11. Want Me to Recommend Some Bars You Should Go To?
You assume I’ll need to blunt the pain of my loneliness in these exotic climes by getting blotto as soon and as frequently as possible, huh? Thank you, kind native, for suggesting that I destroy myself on booze when I just paid hundreds of dollars to get to some distant land. Don’t assume all solo travelers are looking for a party. Those that are will ask if they want your suggestions.