6. I Need Thieves to Know Exactly Where All of My Valuables Are Located
Perhaps the ultimate fashion offense in the traveler circuit is the nerdy fanny pack that the typical American tourist tends to sport. Bonus points if it’s decorated in a flag motif. It’s not that these mid-section pouches aren’t practical. Admittedly, its a handy and relatively secure place to keep money, a smart phone and other items front and center. Just know that its cringeworthy. Call it a fanny pack, belly bag, hip sack or waist wallet, don’t wear these things or you’re asking to be mocked, somewhat ironically, by the travel hipsters.
