5. I’m Wearing My Guns N’ Roses T-Shirt, I Don’t Care How Many Stars Your Restaurant Has
The tacky tourist is such an established cliche, it has even become a humorous Halloween costume. Sure, it’s an over-the-top mock of the concept for comic purposes, but it isn’t that far-fetched. Haven’t you seen Americans in get-ups like these when traveling? Knee socks and sandals, loud Hawaiian shirts, goofy hats, zinc covered noses, camera around the neck, map in hand. Nothing screams “tourist” like this ensemble. Consider it a fashion don’t.
