4. You Know, English Is the Best Language in the World; It’s a Shame You Weren’t Blessed with Knowledge of It
When you grow up in a world-dominating superpower like America, you tend to think that your way is “the” way. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s a diverse world out there and English is not universally spoken. There is a subset of American tourists who go abroad and are dumbfounded when they encounter non-English speakers. You’ll hear them upping the volume, repeating themselves and speaking slowly in a condescending effort to be understood. The foreigner is not an imbecile for failing to comprehend English. The ugly American tourist is the idiot for assuming they should.
