9. The Suicide Rule
In the state of New York, jumping off a building more than 50 feet tall is illegal. Another way to say that is: if you attempt suicide by jumping off a building and you fail, the government will be more than happy to get the job done for you. The person you have to feel bad for is the guy who leaps out of a burning building and miraculously survives, only to get immediately arrested and charged with a capital offense.
10. Keep It To Yourself
One has to wonder how people actually find each other in New York. It’s got to be especially difficult since the mere act of flirting can be greeted with a fine of $25 (don’t people break this law every day?). So, either keep it to yourself, or learn to keep it really subtle.
