13. At Sing Sing, there’s even a certified massage therapist on staff.
No, Ossining, New York’s Sing Sing isn’t home to a musical theater revue (at least not a professional one …), but the prison is home to an eclectic and welcoming community. One review said that the prison’s toilet wine is second to none. Further, the views of the Hudson River are supposed to be unparalleled. There’s even a certified massage therapist on staff … he’ll even work for free. Hope you don’t mind the swastika face tattoo.
14. Holloway Prison is stuffed to the gills with kids.
Britain’s Holloway Prison isn’t home to as many happy customers as they’d perhaps like. One review from a user named Maria Edmonds claimed that not only is the water cold and the food unsavory, but the prison itself is simply stuffed to the gills with kids. And we all know how pesky kids can be.
