2. Pelican Bay State Prison “is better than time in Hawaii”.
Located in Crescent City, California, Pelican Bay is a world renowned jail. And — according to the reviews — that’s for very good reason. One review claims that time in the prison is better than time in Hawaii, while another praised the “Excellent food and concierge service (sic).” Unfortunately, not all the reviews are glowing; one former inmate who was recommended to the institution by a California judge claimed, “Bellhops are rude, no ice machine, and the staff don’t seem to know the first thing about customer service.”
