13. The No Coins in the Ear Rule
Someone had a traumatic experience with an uncle who thought he was clever but really just invaded your personal space. Oh, you found a coin in my ear? Because it was dirty? Hi-LAR-ious, Uncle Jerry, you should do that magic trick for everyone who’s not me. And I get to keep the quarter? Golly! You’re so generous. It does seem a little extreme to make an official law against coins in ears, though.
