11. Bonus Points!
One Alaskan town law states, “Development which is designed and sited on land in such a way as to preserve scenic vistas visible from public places may be awarded bonus points.” Sweet! As soon as you figure out exactly what those count for, please fill me in.
12. The Anti-Clown Rule
On paper, the rule which prohibits having more than three people in the front seat seems like a good idea. After all, why inhibit the driver from performing his or her duties. Good, that is, until you consider the irreparable impact this rule has on Alaska’s clowns. It’s destruction of art, people! Assuming clowning was art and not just very creepy.
