5. The Total Square Rule
So, in one Alaska town, they’ve actually gone to the trouble of telling bar proprietors that they can’t allow their bartenders to be hammered when they’re doing their job. This is some BS, you know? What’s the point of being a bartender if you actually have to do the job sober? LAME!
6. The Barber Shop Rule
Juneau, Alaska must have a real problem with flamingo ownership (which is weird because the bird is native to places like Chile, Africa, the Middle East and India), because they have a law on the books that prohibits flamingo owners from bringing their pet birds into a barbershop. Because flamingos can be very distracting to the barber?
