12. The Ill-timed Interrupter
If you’re on the aisle, you have to expect a few “excuse me’s” from your inner seatmates throughout a flight. Nature’s call needs to be answered whether you’re trapped in a window seat or not. However, why do they always seem to time it just when you’re settling in for a snooze, engrossed in a movie or digging into your food? These things can usually be coordinated to be more mutually convenient. For those in the inner seats, if you see your aisle gatekeeper heading out to the loo or stretching their legs, take that opportunity for a preemptive strike. And don’t go walkabout right when the flight attendants are coming around with the beverage cart. There’s always at least one sucker trapped in the aisle at that time.
