3. It’s Who You Know
In the small beach town of Galveston, Texas, it is one hundred percent legal to get completely drunk in a city park. Provided, of course, that you get permission from the resident director of parks and recreation before you start tossing them back. Here’s hoping that the parks and rec boss is friendly, otherwise this one is just a cruel joke.
4. Watch Your Bean Intake in Port Arthur, Texas
There’s actually a law on the books that says no obnoxious odors are to be emitted while inside an elevator. That can be pretty hard to achieve after some Tex-Mex meals.